Can somebody please translate the post from the chav......

Player Profiles all now completed and online here.

I am pretty sure that there is nothing 'controversial' there that is going to p!ss people off.
I could do with a bit more info from some players though. Such as previous clubs played for (including Youth football), birthplaces/nationalities (e.g. I didn't know Kizza was South African until about two years after he started playing for us !), jobs they do, teams they support. The usual stuff. Just let me know.

I also need photos of Yianni and Martin Worthington the next time they play, while Colin's photo must have been taken when he first joined us as a 16-year-old !?
Cokell, Jacko & Terry Moore could also do with having more up-to-date/clearer photos taken I think ?
Should have time to do this Sunday during the pre-match warm-up.

Some players asked last night about a new team photo, but we'll get that done in October when Barney returns from his lengthy holiday. Hopefully we might have a new jade & black kit by then.

I hope barney has handed i'n a holiday form

I'm away for about 11 days, it's hardly lengthy. I have submitted the necessary rovers holiday paperwork though...