And God said "Let there be ice." and there was, and it was good. Then God said, "Let the ice be gathered to one place, and let that place be in the shape of a rectangle, with rounded corners therein. And let there be a boundry around the ice made of plastic and plexi-glass. Now let the ice team with people on skates with sticks, and a puck with 2 goals. And let this be a game for all to watch and play and enjoy." The game He called Hockey, and the team He called the U.S.A., And it was very good.
And upon this ice, let ther be a genrous annointing of vodka and tonic water. And let ther be an emerald crown of lime placed upon its head. And is was good.
And adam Did Place The gooey substance He found In the object That fell out Of the chicken's Anus next to The burnt Flesh of the wild Boar he Had earlier Killed and severed Into pieces. And it was Good. But then he added salt And It was Great! But then Sam Painted the Crap green and Tried to Make me eat it in A box.
