And Stephen, being light of heart and full of joy, did take bus to the city known as Toronto, which was known in these times as "Bizzaro Land", for there was to be a show of Raw, and he was wont to attend.
And upon arrival into the strange land, Stephen did witness that fans packed the entrance to the place where the showing was to occur, though the time of the showing was not yet for hours hence. And his heart was glad, for such is the dedication of the fans of Toronto.
And Stephen did enter the arena with the fans, and he did purchase the new shirt of Cena, for the shirt of Christian, inexplicably, was not to be found. And he did take his seat amidst the crowd, and did prepare for an evening of enjoyment to be had.
And Stephen did see the one called Hussan, who was derided elsewhere but beloved in this place, initially at least. And also did he see the one who insisted that he was a breaker of hearts, though his age and his proclamations of faith did suggest otherwise. And he did hear the wrath of the fans of Toronto, who lived by the Golden Rule, which states that he who doth screw a Canadian in his own country, forever after shall he be screwed in Canada. For Canadians, though even-tempered and slow to anger, once roused, are not easily subdued.
And Stephen did witness the triumphant returns of those known as Edge, Christian, and Trish Stratus, who though they were considered to be doers of evil deeds, were nonetheless Canadian, which did make it all right.
And then Stephen did see the one mortals call Batista, who all must fear, and who did slay a giant of Harlem in his quest to kick ass and take names, without the second part.
And during the final hour of the event, Stephen did see, amongst the peoples of the crowd, near the ramp which wrestlers did use to approach the ring, a thing of infinite beauty. And he did proclaim that, should the owner of this thing contact him, he would gladly raise him up in the eyes of those who did read the Book of Stephen, and reward him over all others. And Stephen did weep tears of joy, for he had never thought to behold such a sight, though he had always hoped for such. And the thing that he saw, rising amidst the fans, was a sign. A small sign, but noticeable for those who looked for it. And the sign, the glorious sign, did read thusly:
And God said "Let there be ice." and there was, and it was good. Then God said, "Let the ice be gathered to one place, and let that place be in the shape of a rectangle, with rounded corners therein. And let there be a boundry around the ice made of plastic and plexi-glass. Now let the ice team with people on skates with sticks, and a puck with 2 goals. And let this be a game for all to watch and play and enjoy." The game He called Hockey, and the team He called the U.S.A., And it was very good.
And upon this ice, let ther be a genrous annointing of vodka and tonic water. And let ther be an emerald crown of lime placed upon its head. And is was good.
And adam Did Place The gooey substance He found In the object That fell out Of the chicken's Anus next to The burnt Flesh of the wild Boar he Had earlier Killed and severed Into pieces. And it was Good. But then he added salt And It was Great! But then Sam Painted the Crap green and Tried to Make me eat it in A box.
