Some syrup may get on your chicken but that's okay.
My grandparents always used to say "stupidvise," as in, "Keith, why don't you go and play with the kids, I don't need your help in the kitchen!" and then he'd say, "Well, ok, Betty, if you're sure you don't need me to stupidvise!"
"saggin' gibberish" means "exciting eggplant"