At least until I decide to try to make more of them....
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I decided to go out one day for a long drive, and was surprised how tired I became. Then I realized I had forgotten my car.
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My uncle used to threaten that he would “unbutton my bellybutton.” If he did so, he said, my head and arms and legs would fall off, and then he would laugh an evil laugh and then reach toward me, making a pinching gesture. So one day I rolled duct tape all over my body as a preventative and went in to finally challenge him. But, he was drunk and had fallen asleep.
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One day, after my mother explained to me how babies came to earth, I gathered my thirty-two brothers and sisters and we went out and killed every stork we could find.
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I found out the hard way that it’s not a good idea to make fun of a man with really large hands.
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I think the surest way to get someone to haunt you would be to tickle them to death.