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I played for two hours. I lost sixty dollars, won back forty, lost another thirty, and was about to give up when I hit a bonus round that paid out four hundred dollars. Four hundred dollars. Not life-changing, but not nothing. I cashed out, added it to the folder, and started doing the math. Eleven hundred and sixty dollars. Still not enough for a roof, but getting closer. I told myself I would stop there. I told myself that I had gotten lucky twice, which is statistically improbable, and that I should walk away before I gave it all back. I’m a history teacher. I know about patterns. I know about the law of averages. I know that the house always wins in the long run. But I also know that the long run is just a series of short runs, and in one of those short runs, something extraordinary had happened. Twice.

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