There once was a lady from Tass
Who had a magnificient ass.
Not pretty and pink,
As you probably think,
But was grey, had long ears and ate grass.

There once was a man named McGruder
Who met a young nude and wooed her.
She thought it was rude
To be wooed in the nude
But McGruder was shrewd and he screwed her.

There once was a lady from Tupps,
Who was heard to confess in-her-cups, (means drunk)
That the height of her folly
Was wooing a collie.....
And she got a good price for the pups!

There once was a lady from Knises
Who had knockers of two diferent sizes.
One was so small,
It was nothing at all,
But the other was large and won prizes!