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May 24, 2018 - 10:46AM
Shopping in Lidl ( Joke)

A couple were discussing their dreams and the wife began. "Last night I dreamt I was shopping in Lidl and when I arrived at the pay desk with a full trolly the manager was standing there and told me as I was the 100 th customer that day I was excempted from paying."
The husband replied " I dreamt I was in bed with 2 beautiful women and we made love all night" His wife asked " Was I one of the women?" He replied " No you were away shopping in Lidl"!

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