An Italian boy and a Jewish boy lived about a block apart in the neighbourhood and grew up together. The Jewish boy was the son of a Jeweller and Italian boy was the son of a Hit Man. Oddly enough they had the same birthday. For their 12th birthday the little Jewish boy received a Rolex watch and the little Italian boy received a .22
Beretta.

The next day, they are out on the street corner comparing their presents and neither is happy,so they switch gifts with each other. The little Italian boy goes home to show his Father and his
Father is not pleased.

"What are you nuts" Let me tell you something,you idiot? Someday you are gonna meet a nice girl you're gonna wanna to settle down and get married. You'll have a few kids,all that stuff. Then one day your're come home and find your wife in bed with another man. What the hell ya gonna do. Look at your watch and say "Hey times up"

I only tell them as I hear them. Mauri