A guy goes into the confessional box after being away from the
Church for quite a few years'

There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best wine
Guinness on tap,cigars and liqueor chocalates nearby, and on the wall
a fine photographic display of buxom ladies, who appear to have mislaid
their garments

He hears a Priest come in: "Father,forgive me for its been a very long time since Iv'e been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.

To which the Priest replies. "Get out,you idiot You're sitting on my side.



PS, I only tell them as I heard them. Mauri

Mauri. Good one even
though I heard it before. Could be true!!!!!!