Seeing as its so quiet on the Forum I
thought a few corny jokes may liven things up.

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.
He said "Today,in church I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach".
Whatever single word I say,I want you to sing. whatever hymn comes to your mind.
The pastor shouted out."Cross"
Immedsiately the congregation started singing in unision
"The Old Rugged Cross"
The Pastor hollered out"Grace"
The congregartion began to sing "Amazing Grace,How Sweet the Sound"
The Pastor said "Power"
The congregartion sand "There is power in the Blood"
The Pastor said "Sex"
The congregartion fell in total silence.
Everyone was in shock. The all nervously began to
look around at each other afraid to say anything
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church,
a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing
"Precious Memories"
Mauri

Thanks for the smile Mauri, some mornings we need cheering up.

Pat

Mauri, you can say that again. MEMORIES,MEMORIES!!!!