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spell checker

My friend the spell checker


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I halve a spelling chequer
I got it on my pee see
its marks four my revue
cause mistakes I dew knot sea
eye right a word
and weight for it two say
weather eye am wrong oar write
it tells me strait aweigh
when a mist ache is
nose bee fore two long
and eye put the era rite
its rarely ever wrong
I scent this massage threw
shore you pleased too no
it’s leter prefect in every weigh
my chequer tolled me sew

Re: spell checker

Barney,

Nice one, spell checker vanished on my computer & I miss it. Pat