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HI ET ALL.
I JUST HEARD A JOKE ABOUT ROB FORD . [ ONE of MANY ].
A CANADIAN WAS TOURING IN THE GOOD OLD U.S.A.
He got robbed of his wallet &,credit cards & Passport.
On arriving at the Customs to return to CANADA he was asked for Passport.
He explained that he was robbed of everything.
Yes I hear that story every day said the customs officer .
I cannot let you cross back to Canada WITH NO PROOF that you are Canadian.
The Canadian said I have got 2 tattoos on my BUTT .
One of CELINE DION . And one of SHANIA TWAIN.
The Officer Said Drop your pants till I take a look.
O that is good enough for me .
Go on through and have a safe trip back to TORONTO.
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I CAME FROM TORONTO ASKED the CANADIAN.?
WAIT for it. !!!!!
I saw ROB FORD BETWEEN THE OTHER 2.
John. 
