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These are actual extracts from Officer and Rating reports passed on to me several years ago by an ex CPO
Not the sharpest knife in the room.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking.
A Room temperature IQ.
A gross ignoranmus-144 times worse than an ordinary
ignoranmus
A photographic memory but with the lens conver glued
on.
A prime candidate for natural deselection
One celled organisms out score him in IQ tests
Donated his body to science before he finished using
it.
Has two brains, one is lost and the other is looking
for it.
He's so dense,light bends around him.
If brains were taxed he would get a rebate
If he were any more stupid,he'd have to be watered
twice a week.
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts you would
get change.
If you stand close enough to him,you can hear the
ocean.
ITS hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 sperm
One neurone short of a synapse.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge;he only
gargled.
Wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
So thick even his fellow officers notice.
Have a great week. Mauri
