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Donald
Apr 9, 2006 - 6:42PM
Joke - Part 1

Q = What is the difference between an English, a French and a German pensioner?

Watch this side for the answer.
Donald

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Apr 9th, 2006 - 6:42 PM
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Donald
Apr 10, 2006 - 10:15AM
Re: Joke - Part 1

Answer = An English pensioner savours a glass of Whiskey and then goes to horse racing!

Look in again tomorrow for part 2 of the answer.
Donald

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Apr 10th, 2006 - 10:15 AM
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county downer
Apr 10, 2006 - 7:56PM
Re: Re: Joke - Part 1

I got the feeling that this joke will be a joke.

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Donald
Apr 11, 2006 - 5:20AM
Re: Joke - Part 1

Joke,
Answer part 2
A French pensioner enjoys a glass of Congac and then goes to visit his Mistress.

Don,t miss the punchline tomorrow!
Donald

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Apr 11th, 2006 - 5:20 AM
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Donald
Apr 11, 2006 - 8:13PM
Re: Joke - Part 1

Because I,m going to Art classes tomorrow early and don,t want to keep you all waiting until the afternoon here,s the punchline.

Final part = A German pensioner ( silly t++t ) hastily swallows his Heart medicine and goes to work!
Well, was it worth waiting for?
Donald

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Apr 11th, 2006 - 8:13 PM
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