I thought this was interesting, and whoever cares to serve, I will have a double helping of crow pie.

"I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be inthe rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it
wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Take that, Sammy Semple, Peggy McQuaid and Andy Norris.

german isspok thawayitzspelt nosilentletterz, maybithatz wi I understueditas ive binspakin itfor solong
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Translation
German is spoken the way it,s spelt , no silent letters, maybe that,s why I understood this as I,ve been speaking it for so long
Your man
Donald