THE EDMONTON ROVERS FORUM
Just been looking through the record books following our 7-1 win against FC Rosemill today.
If we hadn't conceded that Injury Time goal, a 7-0 scoreline would have been our biggest League win for 10 years...since we beat Northaw 10-3 in a Premier Division match at the Old Owens Ground in April 2002. (That was a game in which Steve Cokell scored a hat-trick by the way).
Instead, we equalled two previous 7-1 League victories in the past 10 years...against Great Eastern at Hazelwood three years ago (in which Danny Green came on as a 68th-minute substitute and scored a hat-trick !) and before that, against Royal Blues in a Premier Division match at Hazelwood back in September 2002 when Marco Ellerker scored this goal.
We have had three bigger margins of victory in the last 10 years though, namely 7-0 and 13-1 victories in London F.A. Sunday Intermediate Cup matches against Kensington Athletic (last season) and A Small World (5 years ago), while we also beat BBFC 8-2 in a Pre-Season Friendly back in 2002 when Lexton scored 6 ! 
Well done yesterday, what a great win for Edmonton Rovers. Sorry I could not make it, but, I had a little falling out with Mr Hughes.
It's not my fault. I told you to phone Trevor as he is our Manager.
You said you left a message, but Trevor tells me you didn't...no doubt because it would have given the game away as to who you really are.
That means you are obviously Jacko !
...especially as you (both) said you are not on Facebook.
O.K. Apologies Jacko if it is definitely not you.
I was going to ban RSpandit's I.P. address, but other Management Committee members have told me not to because they think it is all a good laugh.
Prime suspects now (in my opinion) are John Beasley ('Junior') and/or 'Muzza' (one of our supporters from the 90's). Definitely their sort of humour. 
I am amazed that you all seem to think solittle of myself and Farooq.
I can assure you all we'll be at your next game to prove our worth.
R Spandit and F Shah
Good. We'll put you both in the starting line-up as ringers.
See you on Sunday.
My money is on Junior too, or possible even Tarby?
Muzza has always got loads of time on his hands and this sort of humour is right up his street.
RSpandit has now joined Facebook and sent me a friend request (which I have turned down until he turns up and proves he is genuine).
He has also been e-mailing myself and Trevor almost non-stop in addition to posting on here. In one of the e-mails he attached this picture of himself...
...and his mate Farroq Shah also e-mailed us a photo of himself...
For all we know, these pictures are probably Bollywood stars or cricketers ?
