Good morning Edmonton Rovers FC, I have very excitement in contacting you to fulfil my dream of playing football one time again, I now living in dalston london and after many years I want to have opportunity of playing the beautiful game one more. In my childhood I have played proffesional level in nigeria at striking position, many people have mistaken me for tony yeboa. I would be very interested in joining and discussing the possible of a trial. Thank you very much, Joseph Agebenyi Edu Okafor

Fuck all to do with me, before anybody asks..............

We know which two club members know how to do Avatars on here though, don't we ?
Also, we know it's false because they put 'trial' correctly instead of 'trail'.

No please mr laurence I ask you to trust within me, I have providied you with a fotograth of myself to show you that I am a serious candidate for the election of a striker. I hope you cood make a choice to sign me for your benifit as I am a big talent