Just had an e-mail from another prospective new player.
Apologies for the 'shouting', but apparently he doesn't know how to turn off 'Caps Lock'.


LETTER OF INVITATION
GOOD DAY SIR,
I HUMBLE WISH TO BEEN GIVEN THE CHANCE FOR A TRIAL IN
UR MIGTHY AND WONDERFUL CLUB.
I AM AGBAMUCHE UCHE EMMANUEL,A NIGERIAN
SKILLFUL,TALENTED AND UTILITY PLAYER OF 20YRS OF AGE.
SIR,I VE PLAYED FOR MY COUNTRY NATIONAL JUNIOR TEAM
AND I WILL LOVE TO COME AND PLAY FOR UR TEAM IF GIVEN
THE CHANCE.

SIR,I PROMISE TO MY BEST KNOWLEDGE OF THIS ROUND
LEATHER BALL,I WILL DO MY BEST TO MAKE SURE THE CLUB
GROWS TO THEIR EXPECTATION.
SIR,I WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO ALSO FINANCE MY TRIP FOR THE TRIAL IF GIVEN THE CHANCE

SIR,I WILL BE VERY HAPPY AND GLAD,IF MY LETTER OF
INVITATION WILL BE GRANTED.
THANKS AND REMAIN BLESS.

THIS IS MY CONTACT ADDRESS,
AGBAMUCHE EMMANUEL UCHE
11,IGBOBI SABE STREET
JIBOWU YABA
LAGOS NIGERIA.

I WILL BE EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU SIR.

AGBAMUCHE


'Jacko', is this you again ?