Darryl has just phoned to say he has pulled a groin muscle and is definitely out for this Sunday and doubtful for the next.

Can Simon (a.k.a. George N'Bogwou) please confirm whether he can replace Darryl in goal this Sunday ?

Eye me is able to help yeaz out, sea u a 9.45 at the Hazelnut Sports Ground.

Groin Muscle !!!!????
Pie Muscle more like !!!!!

Pot, kettle and ginger spring to mind!