Just washed the kit and there are only 15 pairs of shorts in there instead of 16.

That means if we have five subs again this Sunday, whoever turns up the latest will have to play (or go sub) in their underpants !
I can't be arsed to get a spare pair of shorts out from the bottom of the shed.

Just a reminder that it is a £1.00 fine for taking club kit home with you !

On the subject of fines, having just watched Sunday's video, it's probably worth advising Dan that a booking is £8.00 and a sending-off is about £30.00 and a 6-week ban. He obviously doesn't realise that judging by the way he flies into some of his challenges !?
'Stand Up, Dan !' was heard even more on video than 'Oh, Bollocks' was on Sunday.

Lazy kant