Lol what are you on?

"..if he had got sent off, Russell Beeden soon would have hidden behind a tree and then disappeared down the pub very sharpish instead of coming on as a substitute..."

It would have to be a facking big tree for Tarby to hide behind it.

Also, the wife apologises for having a birthday,Lol, she says she won't do it again.

I was of course taking the piss, but Murf seems to word these things better !

Mark is still on holiday for this Sunday's match though, so think up your excuses now !