"Tottenham have handed trials to Ghanaian youngsters Opoku Agyemang and Wakaso Mubarak."

I'm sure these two have e-mailed rovers before!!!

I think you'll find this one (copied below) is the latest Jacko wind-up !?

Name : Tankyolo ‘Bash’ Myarkolo
Nationality: DRC (Democratic Republic of Congo)
DOB (Date of Birth): 31 – 11 - 1987
Religion: I Believe in God
Position: Defender
Height: 1m 98cm
Weight: 91kg
Foot: I use both with equal ability
Passport: I have DRC, but require EU
Education: Good at reading, writing and spelling(English), also very keen on science, would like to find a cure to injuries
Present Club: Mossendjo Utd
Played: 87
Scored: 0
Missed Penalties: 13
Current Salary: 1200 XAF (per Month)
Sirs/ Or Sirettes
I would very much like to join your club, I shall be coming to study in England next year and shall be residing in North London, having looked at the surrounding area I feel that yours is the best club that I should join.
Could you offer me a place in your squad, as I see last weekend you gave 3 goals away and I would like to think I could plug your hole. I will be arriving in London on December 18 and have arranged for housing in Palmers Green. I think I would be a good addition, please reply through mail for extra referees or information.

Yours
Tankyolo