As most of our players probably know by now, Simon sent myself and Trevor an e-mail the other day saying that he will not be playing for us again for the rest of this season. He didn't give a reason other than that he thinks we have enough players to cope without him.

Anyway, bearing in mind his George N'Bogwou alter-ego, maybe he has now re-invented himself as AWOKOYA MUYIWA ADELEKE judging from this e-mail I have just received ! (As copied below).


16, IKE-OLU STREET,
BEHIND IDI-ORO BUS-STOP,
MUSHIN,
LAGOS-STATE,
NIGERIA.

ATTENTION: OFFICER-IN-CHARGE
Dear Sir/Madam,
LETTER OF INTRODUCTION/REQUEST TO FEATURE AS A PLAYER IN YOUR REPUTABLE CLUB.
I humbly forward this letter of Introduction to you as well as request to feature as a player in your reputable club.
I am nationality of Nigeria, a young talented, intellegent and skillful player.
I wish to feature in your reputable club in order to
contribute immensely to the success and image of the club by utiziling my talentes and strenght to serve the club.
I believe that with my experience and talents.I would be able to perform beyond expectation on the field of play and at my presence in your club.
I look forward to your quick, positive and utmost response to this letter and also hope of a fruitful and cordial relationship with your club.
Thanks.
Yours faithfully,
Awokoya Muyiwa Adeleke.
N.B: Attched below is my curriculum vitae (CV).

AWOKOYA MUYIWA ADELEKE

OBJECTIVE: To utilize my talent in contributing and advancement of the image of the club as well as to be trained/feature under a conducive environment.
Date of Birth: 28th October 1987
Place of Birth: Lagos-Mainland, Lagos-State.
State of Origin: Ogun-State
Nationality: Nigerian
Sex: Male
Marital Status: Single
Religion: Christian
Foot: Right footer
Position: Striker
EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND AND QUALIFICATION WITH DATE.
Local Government Primary School, 1992 - 1998
Idi-Oro, Mushin, Lagos-State.
First School Leaving Certificate.
Ransome Kuti Memorial Senior Grammar School 1999 - 2004
Moshalasi, Surulere, Lagos-State.
Senior Secondary Certificate Examination.
EXPERIENCE AND PAST CLUB FEATURED WITH DATE.
De Raz Football Club. 2000 - 2002
Aiyetoro, Fadeyi, Lagos-State.
Position: Striker
Osaka Football Club. 2003 -2004
National Stadium, Surulere,
Lagos-State.
Grassroot Football Club 2004-Till Date
st greg road
Position: Striker
ADDITIONAL SKILL AND ABILITIES.
Deadly Free Kicker Shooter
Long and Short Throw In Thrower.
Computer Literate.
HOBBIES.
Football, Ironing, Studying and Traveling.
REFEES.
MR. EMMANUEL .A. AYENI
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR/C.E.O
EBAS ACADEMICS NETWORK
15, Agbekolade Street,
Opp. Oyindamola Shopping Complex,
Idi-Oro, Mushin,
Lagos-State.
MR. seyi awokoya
CHIEF OPERATIONS OFFICER/C.E.O
FLAIR COMMUNICATION NETWORK
Lagos-State,
Nigeria.
Tel: 234-8028165598

Given that one of his hobbies is ironing, he might come in useful though...as I have just replaced that pair of ripped shorts from Sunday with a new pair from the bottom of the shed and they're a bit crumpled at the moment.