I have copied an e-mail I received for those of you bored at work to have a laugh.
Any suggestions for classic Rovers quotes ?

My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'
- David Beckham

'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the
league.'
- Mark Viduka

'We lost because we didn't win.'
- Ronaldo

'If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of
bed at the end of the day.'
- Neville Southall

'He's put on weight and I've lost it, and vice versa.'
- Ronnie Whelan

'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on
the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at
Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he
was out there playing.'
- Ade Akinbiyi

'I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.'
- Stuart Pearce

'Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well,
he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best
manager I've ever had.'
- David Beckham

'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of
which were disputable.'
- Paul Gascoigne

'I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and
hopefully after that as well.'
- Alan Shearer

'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.'
- Mark Draper

'You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win
the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out.'
- Peter Shilton

'I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week,
but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester.'
- Stan Collymore

'Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.'
- Ian Wright

'I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.'
- Ugo Ehiogu

'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I
live in Middlesborough.'
- Jonathan Woodgate

'I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my
right.'
- Lee Hendrie

'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.'
- Ian Rush

'Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals
out there today.'
- Steve Lomas

'I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my
right sock.'
- Barry Venison

'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what
religion yet.'
- David Beckham

'The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more
European.'
- Phil Neville

'All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.'
- Mitchell Thomas

'The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.'
- Graeme Le Saux

'One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.'
- Alan Shearer

'I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.' -
- Johnny Giles

'I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.'
- Les Ferdinand

'It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if
it worked.'
- Richard Rufus

'There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in
between.'
- Gary Lineker

'Sometimes in football you have to score goals.'
- Thierry Henry

If Ryan Giggs is worth £20 mil. Dennis Bergkamp is worth a £100 mil.

"i didnt see it"

Asprilla was 'knackered-o'. I think thats the spanish for it.

'We actually got the winner three minutes from the end but then they equalized.'

'It took a lot of bottle for Tony (Adams) to own up.'

'For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.'

"I played cricket for my local village. It was 40 overs per side, and the team that had the most runs won. It was that sort of football"

Useless Black Cant

"I thought of passing, but..........."

I didn't see the cross come in untill i heard it bouce into the net!!

"Even when they had Moore, Hurst and Peters, West Ham's average finish was about 17th. It just shows how crap the other 8 of us were"


"With the foreign players it's more difficult. Most of them don't even bother with the golf, they don't want to go racing. They don't even drink"


"Samassi Abou don't speak the English too good"


"Dani is so good-looking I don't know whether to play him or f*ck him"

"Hartson's got more previous than Jack the Ripper"

"By the look of him he must have headed a lot of balls" - Harry Redknapp about the lovely Iain Dowie


"Where are we in relation to Europe? Not far from Dover"

Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than i can kick it!!

i cant belive you say that about a black person, Ron Atkinson is a Kant, i dont expect a proffessional established club such as yours to be saying tings like that.

By tha way, do you have space for a pacy stiker as myself

I didn't know i was supposed to catch it!

She was f@ckin dying for it!!!!

Yeah, i CAN play up front honest!!

..........yeah, what i'll do is, contact the ex-beehive lot and start a reserve team........

I've got a cut lip........I can't play on (gloves get thrown off (again))

Friday night is boy's night and no mistaking. And don't forget a beer is a must after the game on Sunday's!!!!

"I am not Pele or Maradona"

'Jesus Christ, we've got a gusher'

Howard Wilkinson (England U21 gaffer to Shola Ameobi "Sorry son I can't pronounce your name. Have you got a nickname I can call you by?"

Ameobi "No boss, sorry"

Wilkinson "So what does Bobby Robson call you?"

Ameobi "Carl Cort"