I have had a total nightmare and forgotten my kit for tonight! I won't need that lift anymore Darryl, but thanks anyway.

you kant

Nice one, maybe you could write a novel like Dickens:
I will start you off-

Kanterbury Tales (see what I did there)
By Simon 'do you have that shirt in pink?' Jackson

American Knobs
Martin Kuntlewitt
David Chopperfield
Hard-on Times