There are two pairs of shorts and about 5 pairs of socks missing from the First Team's kit bag after last Sunday's match at Brimsdown....and the Reserves are going to be using the First Team's kit this Sunday.

We now only have 14 pairs of shorts, so if we have five substitutes, two of them will have to play in their underpants (I'm sure Simon will comment about that !? ).
As numerous players wear two pairs of socks (to avoid blisters), we will not have enough socks for 16 players either.

We cannot get any spare shorts & socks out of the Reserve Team kit bag as Osborn has it and he is not playing on Sunday.

If the culprits who took these items of kit home with them on Sunday are NOT playing THIS Sunday (and therefore unable to return them), then they WILL be fined !

I think Scott has the kit.

I took a pair of shorts home this Sunday and regrettably will not be able to return them in time to prevent a playing in your underpants situation. I await my fine.

Junior, your fine shall be to play the next game with your pants on your head and a sock on your ****.

I think it is more likely to be a pound.

yes, but a pound of what, i reckon it should be sh1te and you must eat it????

I can't believe that you would be willing to let me eat sh1te whilst your fellow northerners go hungry.

thats a bit racialist, you kant!

Don't give me all that b0l0x - what do you think goes in all those pies? Sh1te, top quality sh1te. Anyway, when did you get computers down the mines?

Lol

can you please step in here to sort out junior, in the terms and conditions that I have read, it says that edmonton rovers is a multi racial club. I feel that any potential new members reading Juniors comments will be extremley offended and put off from joining, due to his torent of racial abuse.

This is a matter of importance.

Hi, i took a pair of shotrs as well. I'll give you the shorts on tuesday

I saw Junior on Sunday and I have to say that I was very upset that he refused to retract any of his racialist remarks.

Lol was not arsed, which I also find offensive so you shall both hearing from my briefs.

Cheers