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It's the way he tells em!

Mick McCarthy once confessed to being hired to kill a cow in a rice field using two small porcelain objects. It was the first known case of "Nick-knack paddy whack".

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Older folk have a different priority in life

A 75 year old is having a drink in his local when a stunning blonde enters the bar. She is so beautiful he can't take his eye off her and after a short while he see she has noticed his staring and approaches him. Before he can apologise, she leans into him and, in a sultry voice, says;
" I will do anything that you want. In your wildest dreams, no matter how outrageous or bizarre. I want £100 and I have one other condition!"
"What is the condition?" he asks and she replied; "you have to tell me what you want me to do in no more than three words."
The old guy thinks hard about the offer, then takes out ten £10 notes and puts them into her open hand. "OK! Now tell me in three words what you want me to do".
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Slowly he says; "Paint....my....house"