Shamus and Pat were long time friends. One fine afternoon they were sharing a bit of Guiness on the front porch and Pat says to Shamus,"Shamus if I should pass before you would you do me a favor." Pat replied "Of course whatever it might be."

Shamus says "You know that 30 year old bottle of whiskey that I have standing on me mantle, if you would be so kind please pour it over me grave once I'm gone.

Pat of course said he would do this thing. He did have a question however. He asked, "Shamus now, let me be asking, would you mind me passing it thorough me kidneys first?"