Some syrup may get on your chicken but that's okay.
Ok...I can't spell today, and It's the SHROUD of the THWACKER. jeez.
"The Areas of My Expertise" by John Hodgman. You may have seen him on the Daily Show. I highly recommend this book.
Thanks. I'll definately look in to those.
By the way, The Yes Men, is definately worth seeing if you haven't alrady.