Some syrup may get on your chicken but that's okay.
Tonight while "performing" at a noisy bar's open mic night, a drunk heckler came up to stage, confused and angered by my performance and yelled "This is why Andy Kaufman is dead." It was one of the funniest things I've ever heard said.
That would have been fun to see. Is'nt it great when something totally unexpected happens on stage?
...or in life. wish I had see it too.
THAT WAS ME!!!!