But what happened to Mrs. W?

She left. And I have no idea why.

She did hit me once not long after she left. It was because I wanted to go to my favorite waterin' hole with my buddies. All I wanted to do was drink. I even invited her to come along; I loved her (and still do)
I didn't want to go to a strip club, I merely wanted to get ****faced with my buddies.

She was in the wrong W! Tell her I said so. Every guy should be allowed to go drinking with his buddies, whether at strip club or Starbucks.

Or Walmart

Or Check Point Charlie's