That post makes me want to belt out Elton John's "The Circle of Life" from The Lion King.

Happy New Year everybody!

Dick Clark is much cuter than I remembered.

Aging is what we do best, so cheer up W. Decrepitude rules, happy 2006!

Happy New Year to everyone! And I must say that W's comment, "We're all aging, this is a terrible prospect." is one of the funniest things I've read in a while and I just got done reading Groucho Marx's autobiography.

You should see how old I look my friend; I'm not even thirty yet and I look over 50. That old cow I divorced got me so stressed that now my hair is almost completely gray, and my face has more wrinkles on it than my friend Dennis's balls. I'm a wreck, I'm a failure and I'm almost on the verge of becoming a complete alcoholic.

And as if that isn't bad enough I'm currently being sued for paternity by some fat waitress that works at "ElPolloLoco" who claims that I knocked her up. It's a terrible year.

Cheer up W, it could always get worse. Happy New Year everyone. I just got back from Louisville Kentucky where I spent New Years with some friends. Fun times.

Peace

Poor wrinkly W. Happy New Year to you Iggy!