Your sister gave you a cigarette? As Christmas presents go, that's pretty bleak, man.

Yuk, don't do it W!!!!!!

Nah, the cigarette wasn't really a present. We were just drinking and I told her how much I missed smoking so she handed me one out of her pack. I threw it out.

She's getting me two .40 Oz's of old english for christmas she told me.

Thank god it's only .40 Oz's.

Isn't it a question of controversy that second-hand smoke contributed to Andy's disease?

Glad you didn't smoke it.