Back by popular demand! Just in time for caroling with your neighbors! Remember to wear your mittens! Okay? Okay! Eveybuddy seeng!
ANDY THE KAUFMAN
Andy the Kaufman,
Was a jolly, happy soul,
With the Mighty Mouse and the Foreign Man,
And an Elvis in his fold
Andy the Kaufman
Was alive as he could be,
But we said goodbye, sayin' "How'd he die?"
He was just too young to leave.
There must have been somebody
With a cry-o-genic deal,
For when they placed him in that box
And they tightened up the seal...
Then Andy the Kaufman
Was as froze as he could be,
And the look he had upon his face?
"Ain't the last you'll see of me!"
Bongitty bong-o, bongitty bong-o,
Lookit that Andy thaw,
Bongitty bong-o, bongitty bong-o
Latka said "Ibi da!"
He must have wrestled with himself
To take two decades off,
But he laid his plan out carefully,
With persistent, well-timed coughs!
Oh, Andy the Kaufman
Vowed that he'd come back some day,
And he'd stage a feat no one could repeat
And make David Blaine look lame!
Bongitty bong-o, bongitty bong-o
Where will he next be found?
Bongitty bong-o, bongitty bong-o,
Milk 'n' cooo-kieees alllll a-rouuuund!
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Merry Christmas to all the Kaufmanians, Kaufmaniacs, Kaufmanauts and Kaufmanettes! And also, of course, to everyone living up in the Andes! Ho, Ho, Ho!
Thank you Raaawb! 
