Andy Kaufman's House of Chicken 'n' Waffles!

Some syrup may get on your chicken but that's okay.

Andy Kaufman's House of Chicken 'n' Waffles!
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INT. JERRYS

INT. JERRY'S DELI - NIGHT

A delicatessen. Andy wears an apron and angrily cleans tables. He stacks dirty dishes and wipes up the food. Two BLUE COLLAR GUYS gesture from a booth.

BLUE COLLAR GUY 1
Excuse me, could I please have more
coffee?

ANDY
Yeah, yeah, in a sec'.
(he lugs the dishes
to the kitchen)
That was decaf, right?

The guy nods. Andy hurries over with the coffeepot and starts pouring.

BLUE COLLAR GUY 1
You know, you look just like Andy
Kaufman.

ANDY
Yeah, I get that all the time.

Andy hurries off. The guy's buddy leans in, whispering.

BLUE COLLAR GUY 2
I'm telling you, it's him.

BLUE COLLAR GUY 1
You wanna bet?? If that was him, he
wouldn't be workin' here, pouring my
coffee!