I just read in one of those crazy militiamen-survivalist books today that one should be careful not to consume too much milk from coconuts at once (not more than three or four coconuts worth), as the milk may act as a "violent laxative".

'may act as a "violent laxative"'

Are you describing Tom Sizemore?

A discussion about our dear, departed Bob Denver has come to this?

I'm still here.

OK, I'm getting really fed up with all this fake faking of one's death. Enough already.