Well, they've anounced tonight's Letterman guests. There's only one washed up B celebrity on the bil, and it ain't Kaufman. I know Mad About You sucks, but at least Paul Reiser is still alive. I was hopeful when I saw "bat boy," thinking it was World Weekly News' mystery kid. Alas, he's just a kid who puked, possibly after seeing Andy Kaufman's corpse. Finally, Spoon will appear. Maybe we can use their name to freebase up some good times, and hallucinate the return of Kaufman. But I digress (no I don't), there's always easter, proving once and for all (2000 years ago) the dead can rise. Also, I think Dawn of the Dead proved this in the 70's. I'm going to write a zombie Kaufman movie. Maybe I can get him to star in it, Weekend at Bernie's style. I'm gonna work it into the contract that I get to work his eyebrows. But I digress (I still don't), I can see Kaufman slumped beside the record player. It's skipping just before "here I come to save the day."

I watched tonight, just in case. The bat boy was a big guy! I really liked spoon. I liked the song and those guys were cute! no andy as far as I could tell though. I thought for sure maybe he'd be in the audience participation show and tell. darnit.

ok, when's the next let down?

Were there any hints that AK would show up on Dave's show? Haven't been on Steve's site for a while now.

hidden text said

Letterman boom goes the dynamite wacktards

so I watched just in case

Not really. Hidden text beside the magic date read "letterman boom goes the dynomite" or something like that. The date was further mystified by an Enrique email answer.

He said something like "August 30th is a super magic fun time date, with extra universe sprinkles and s-hit."

I think he may have been quoting some Taiwanese toy packaging. I found a similar phrase on a box from a dancing ballerina doll.

It reads "Welcome happy days fun doll to your child! She goes dancing from all directions! Watch for amazement while she entertains your amusement!"

"wacktards"

That's funny.