Some syrup may get on your chicken but that's okay.
You're never nice to me. You never take me out anymore. how come u never call me beautiful anymore?
Beautiful? You couldn't get F-U-C-K-ED in prison and lose some ******* weight you ******* *****
Sorry. My **** wife uses the com and it uses my old ****. **** that old *****. I hate her guts!
So which one were you supposed to be?
If yer gonna talk to yourself in public... at least have the decency to remember who it is you're talking to!
I was drunk! I forgot to change my name to MR. Sorry. My bad.
It's okay. We all make mistakes, honey.
are you two back together? I hope you are back together, because you got married in vegas, the lucky town.
That's sweet. I love the W's!