Some syrup may get on your chicken but that's okay.
I can't do google image searches at the public library!! This is crazy!!
And Big Brother wants to know what you're reading.
F-u-c-k censorship, those ******* hairry-assed *******s wanted to control me for years. F-u-c-k them all until they crap over my soda.
Yeah! Not only that, but the security guard keeps coming by and waking up the dude behind me who is sleeping with his face in his book! Let the guy sleep, for heaven's sake!!!