Andy Kaufman's House of Chicken 'n' Waffles!
Some syrup may get on your chicken but that's okay.
"George W. Bush is Andy Kaufman" — Theorized by Various Bitter Democrats
"Although the "Andy Kaufman isn’t dead" theory lost favor in the early part of the last decade, there never has been conclusive evidence that he is, in fact, dead. Bush’s political career began long enough after Kaufman’s death for him to have undergone facial reconstruction, and no one ever really heard of the new president until after Man on the Moon finished filming (the movie that many theorists suspected would mark his return). In addition, the only group that a Bush presidency can benefit is comedians.
Kaufman already had quite the history of deception. While he was acting as Tony Clifton, the lounge singer with a bad attitude, he repeatedly denied the fact that Andy was underneath the mustache. In addition, he disappeared into his character of Latka for Taxi. Also, the mispronunciations of words such as "subliminable" and "misunderestimated" could only come from a comedic genius like Kaufman. Some think that unleashing Bush on a nation is too cruel, even for Andy Kaufman, but keep in mind that he also read The Great Gatsby to a group of college students who wanted him to "do Latka." He also wrestled women.
Further claims that our new president is actually Jim Carrey portraying Andy Kaufman being George Bush have gone unsubstantiated."
That was for you, W. 
Youch, I guess I deserved that one.
