"Jerry Seinfeld had seen Andy when he was in college, and he gave Jerry the courage to go on stage. Jerry felt if someone like this could go on stage, I'm not afraid."
Not editorializing here, oh no... just imagining one showstopper as performed by some of the characters in the Broadway Musical version of this here saga! Enjoy.
Captain Stephen Maddox and his Andy Brigade
(As performed by the cast of "Kaufmania!")
A wicked, twisted tale of a long-dead funny man,
Let’s grab us some attention from his legend if we can!
For if we succeed, then we’ll surely have it made,
We’re Captain Stephen Maddox and his Andy Brigade.
If it isn’t too much trouble, we’ll make some pictures and text,
We’ll have the people wondering “Oh, what will come next!”
They’ll think he’s still alive when their minds have been swayed!
By Captain Stephen Maddox and his Andy Brigade.
So Claire in Indiana will be asked to work her magic,
And Glenn will work the angle of “This cult is really tragic!”
And Enrique, bless his soul, will stand in front of the parade,
Of Captain Stephen Maddox and his Andy Brigade.
We’ll toss out little tidbits that will surely be examined,
We’ll flip flop on some issues, let the truth be dam-nined!
We’ve built deniability into this whole big charade,
Of Captain Stephen Maddox and his Andy Brigade.
If some obnoxious naysayer should jump out from the crowd,
We’ll either put him in his place, or our silence will be loud!
We can’t be bothered to explain the inconsistencies made,
By Captain Stephen Maddox and his Andy Brigade.
Here’s a photo! It’s got people! And mysterious blue bars!
(One kinda looks like Andy if you stand back really far!)
But we’ll pretend it’s really something so his legend doesn’t fade!
Oh, we’re Captain Stephen Maddox and his Andy Brigade.
And this Steve Rocco guy won some far-fetched election,
He’s a weird one, so he’s perfect for a little misdirection!
Let him take a little flack so more groundwork can be laid,
By Captain Stephen Maddox and his Andy Brigade!
So if this doesn’t quite work out, we know it matters not,
We’re out there on the internet; we’re not just in one spot!
So catch us if you can, once you know you have been played,
By Captain Stephen Maddox and his Annn-dyyy Briii... gaaaaade!
