The guns up, clicking to 'c- o- c- k' as they found level.

If you were my uncle I would want a bedtime story from you every night. I would refuse to eat breakfast unless Uncle Roy cooked my eggs.

Roy is fun to play tricks with on your parents, Jenny makes the best cookies, Raaawb does the best funny voices, Jana and I would make flower crowns and bracelets, Iggy and I would rock out, McGee I would like to muss up his perfect hair, Sara is the smartest and would help me with my homework, W stands for women hahaha, Rex can tell you what it all means, and Lynne makes the best DVDs with help from scary vampire rabbits.

Don't forget our black sheep Winston.

And Andy?

I'm not sure, I think he's sneaking around somewhere. He might be at the gym working on his spare tire.

That reminds me of a certain "phantom limb" story someone told me some time ago.

I'd say you're wrong, and I'd stake my pulitzer on it!

Pauly Shore is a great man. You people disgust me. He girl-friend blew her gaw**** head off!

All rightie then....



"I didn't know they allowed public executions here in Morelia!"

That's better!

So Mr. Sotherby, any last words?