Hey, check it out; I just got an email with this as the signature line.

"Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't
goin' away." - Elvis Presley


I thought "Like the Sun" went nicely with "Bald". I thought also about "Like the Moon". But some people have hairy bottoms. Not me.

Could Andy have became a tweaker just to lose weight?

I doubt he cut all his hair off to lose weight... it don't usually weigh all that much....

I think he meant that Andy was taking crystal meth.