My submission.

"Hey Marge, quess who is living in my Fish bowl. It's Andy Kaufman."

What if political decisions were made this way?

A problem is announced. Whoever wants to, can submit ideas for a solution.

The solutions are then culled together and presented as stand-alone, anonymous propositions. Everyone votes for the ones they like the best. No personality cults, no flim-flam, no dirty underhanded sneaking flyers onto people's cars in church parking lots falsely accusing a candidate of having a bi-racial love child.

We need to bring democracy back to the PEOPLE!

And the cartoon caption-makers shall lead the way!

"And so I told him, 'No man is an island!' and he said, 'Oh yeah? Well what about THIS?' and I said, 'Hey, sitting on one does not MAKE you one!', yet, there he sits, diminished by his stubbornness."

can I submit that under a pseudonym?

Sure!

You mean this one, or a pseudo-pseudonym?

There's a girl that's been on my miiii-hiiiind
Alllll the tiiiime...
Pseu-pseu-pseudonym!

Pseudy Deudy Deu!

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