I submitted the following...

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"That's right Susanne, they say i'll never need to feed them again. The little man will eat the coconuts and the fish will eat his sh*t!"

But I ask you this, who will will eat the fish poo? who?

Every great piece of art asks a question. In this case, a question of responsibility. Do we really expect to plunder and rape Mother Bowl without repercussions? It's time to put a stop to the madness before it's too late. If you've had enough and are ready to act, join the rally. We will meet at the little man's ass, on Bowl-Day, at noon. F**k him and his stupid coconuts.

P.S. The New Yorker sucks.
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My submission.

"Hey Marge, quess who is living in my Fish bowl. It's Andy Kaufman."

What if political decisions were made this way?

A problem is announced. Whoever wants to, can submit ideas for a solution.

The solutions are then culled together and presented as stand-alone, anonymous propositions. Everyone votes for the ones they like the best. No personality cults, no flim-flam, no dirty underhanded sneaking flyers onto people's cars in church parking lots falsely accusing a candidate of having a bi-racial love child.

We need to bring democracy back to the PEOPLE!

And the cartoon caption-makers shall lead the way!

"And so I told him, 'No man is an island!' and he said, 'Oh yeah? Well what about THIS?' and I said, 'Hey, sitting on one does not MAKE you one!', yet, there he sits, diminished by his stubbornness."

can I submit that under a pseudonym?

Sure!

You mean this one, or a pseudo-pseudonym?

There's a girl that's been on my miiii-hiiiind
Alllll the tiiiime...
Pseu-pseu-pseudonym!

Pseudy Deudy Deu!

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