Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: New Yorker cartoon caption contest
I submitted the following...
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"That's right Susanne, they say i'll never need to feed them again. The little man will eat the coconuts and the fish will eat his sh*t!"
But I ask you this, who will will eat the fish poo? who?
Every great piece of art asks a question. In this case, a question of responsibility. Do we really expect to plunder and rape Mother Bowl without repercussions? It's time to put a stop to the madness before it's too late. If you've had enough and are ready to act, join the rally. We will meet at the little man's ass, on Bowl-Day, at noon. F**k him and his stupid coconuts.
P.S. The New Yorker sucks.
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A problem is announced. Whoever wants to, can submit ideas for a solution.
The solutions are then culled together and presented as stand-alone, anonymous propositions. Everyone votes for the ones they like the best. No personality cults, no flim-flam, no dirty underhanded sneaking flyers onto people's cars in church parking lots falsely accusing a candidate of having a bi-racial love child.
And the cartoon caption-makers shall lead the way!
"And so I told him, 'No man is an island!' and he said, 'Oh yeah? Well what about THIS?' and I said, 'Hey, sitting on one does not MAKE you one!', yet, there he sits, diminished by his stubbornness."