Here's the website... I forgot to put it because I was laughing at the cartoon.

www.newyorker.com/captioncontest

Why didn't that work?

www.newyorker.com/captioncontest

"Look Gordon, I found this unusual gourd shaped like a telephone! Although I realize that isn't too much help to you right now."



I submitted that, just for fun... but then found out only one entry allowed per person! Darn.

Others I had considered:

"Edna, it's wonderful... and now I can feed him for only pennies per day!"

"I think it's cute the way the fish nibble at his feet sometimes"

"This is perfect! Now if he ever wants sex and I'm not in the mood, all I have to do is flick him away."

"Yes, that's right, he says to bring some cellophane and a black marker"

I submitted the following...

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"That's right Susanne, they say i'll never need to feed them again. The little man will eat the coconuts and the fish will eat his sh*t!"

But I ask you this, who will will eat the fish poo? who?

Every great piece of art asks a question. In this case, a question of responsibility. Do we really expect to plunder and rape Mother Bowl without repercussions? It's time to put a stop to the madness before it's too late. If you've had enough and are ready to act, join the rally. We will meet at the little man's ass, on Bowl-Day, at noon. F**k him and his stupid coconuts.

P.S. The New Yorker sucks.
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My submission.

"Hey Marge, quess who is living in my Fish bowl. It's Andy Kaufman."

What if political decisions were made this way?

A problem is announced. Whoever wants to, can submit ideas for a solution.

The solutions are then culled together and presented as stand-alone, anonymous propositions. Everyone votes for the ones they like the best. No personality cults, no flim-flam, no dirty underhanded sneaking flyers onto people's cars in church parking lots falsely accusing a candidate of having a bi-racial love child.

We need to bring democracy back to the PEOPLE!

Roy =

And the cartoon caption-makers shall lead the way!

"And so I told him, 'No man is an island!' and he said, 'Oh yeah? Well what about THIS?' and I said, 'Hey, sitting on one does not MAKE you one!', yet, there he sits, diminished by his stubbornness."

can I submit that under a pseudonym?

Sure!

You mean this one, or a pseudo-pseudonym?

There's a girl that's been on my miiii-hiiiind
Alllll the tiiiime...
Pseu-pseu-pseudonym!

Pseudy Deudy Deu!