Some syrup may get on your chicken but that's okay.
They should put the parents on trial, including Jackson's.
Parenting is the most important job anyone will ever have, and most people don't have a clue how to do it.
Q: What did Michael Jackson say after he was interrupted during sex? A: "**** happens!"
Q: What did Michael Jackson say after he was interrupted during sex? A: (Let's see if this will make it past) S H I T happens!
Oh oh, someone figured out how to beat the system. Now all hell is going to break loose. It's anarchy, I tell you, anarchy.