Some syrup may get on your chicken but that's okay.
Should we nominate someone? draw straws? Was it already done? Is this one participatory or watchapatory? I can hardly sit still!
I like your thinking.
"If you're proactive, you don't have to wait for circumstances or other people to create perspective expanding experiences. You can consciously create your own."
Quit squirming, Lumpy, I'll do it.